Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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this will be a night to untag.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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