just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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