somebody snuck up and got me drunk
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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