Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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