God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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