why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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