I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
