May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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