Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Hippo gnu deer
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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