so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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