would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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