hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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