oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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