have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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