Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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