You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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