Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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