Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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