This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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