ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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