does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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