used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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