I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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