Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize