5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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