it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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