is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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