But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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