Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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