I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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