Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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