I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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