I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
