Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
zippers are such a cool invention
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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