Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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