There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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