I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
A bitchslap is in order.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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