I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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