Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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