Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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