the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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