Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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