Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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