Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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