yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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