I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?