you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize
