You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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