there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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