Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Congratulations! We have a period
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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