school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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