Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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