don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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