Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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