it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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