I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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