Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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