Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
